Sunday Morning, George Edition

George and chipsEvery Sunday, I stand in a gap in our communion rail to proclaim confession and forgiveness. It doesn’t matter what style of worship (contemporary or tradition), I’m always there, declaring the absolution of sins. It’s a tradition here at Christ Lutheran Church and one that I’m glad we do. Somedays, I need forgiveness before I lead worship. On other days, I know people in the pews who need to hear God’s love for them before the readings begin. And then, sometimes, my eight month old decides to chime in during the declaration. Here’s how it went last Sunday.

Me: Almighty God, to whom all hearts are open, all desires known, and from whom no secrets are hid: cleanse the thoughts of our hearts by the inspiration of your Holy Spirit, that we may perfectly love you and worthily magnify your holy name, through Jesus Christ out Lord.

George: Tbbbbbbbbbppptttttt!!!!!! (he’s busy blowing raspberries in the back)

Then, a few moments later:

Me: In the mercy of almighty God, Jesus Christ was given to die for us, and for his sake God forgives us all our sins –

George: HEEYYYOOOOOO. Daddadadadadada.

Me (continues): As a called and ordained minister of the church of Christ, and by his authority (George: *raspberry*), I therefore declare to you the entire forgiveness of all your sins, in the name of the Father (George: *raspberry*), and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.

George: AHAHAHAH.DADADadadadadadada.

All: Amen.

This might end up as a sermon illustration at some point.