Today was a day of firsts. Oliver received his Social Security Card and I learned that your middle name has a character limit. You are now officially on the grid! Congrats! And now we’re excited to welcome you to that wonderful tradition – the yearly free credit report review. It is a lovely tradition that we can’t wait to pass on to you.
We also took an adventure into the Bronx. You’ll be amazed at how many people don’t make it north of Manhattan and you went ahead and did it when you are 11 days old. A child prodigy? Maybe. While there, we took you to your first restaurant (an Apple Bees – don’t judge me) and Target. You slept through everything. That’s okay though – it’s hard being a baby.
Welcome to the Matrix!